Condom Fishing, another one off the bucket list!
In this case, I totally love the ladies I work with. When I go to work, everyone is laughing and smiling. When we clock out, asses dragging, everyone is laughing and smiling.
Motel rooms are never short of stories for blogs. I've knocked on the door.. Housekeeping.. knock knock.. Housekeeping. no answer.. use key, enter, only to come face to ass with someone having sex.
I've opened a bathroom door only to find a pile of blood soaked white towels. I've found crap soaked white towels. I've found crap soaked bedsheets. I've stripped a bed that looked like a murder scene because someone started their period in the middle of sex.
But nothing tops the laughs I got at work the other day. I'm cleaning away and decide to take a pile of laundry to the wash room. I am a person that is very focused when I work, so I really did not notice the other housekeepers at the other end of the hall.
When I came out of the laundry room to head back to the room I'm working on, I see EVERY SINGLE MAID IN THE MOTEL standing outside a room, gasping and looking bewildered.
In my mind, I'm thinking they have found a dead body. I slowly walk down the hall towards them waiting for them to give me a hint what is in the room before I get there. Not a clue.
I arrive at the door only to have one of them tell me to go look in the bathroom. OH Crap, pretty sure I'm going to find someone hanging from the shower.
I step in, and see nothing. Then, one maid points at the toilet. Sure enough, a used condom is happily floating in the john.
The young maids are bewildered at what to do. They are smart enough to know they can't flush it down. What to do , oh what to do.
I calmly walk out the door, slide on a rubber glove and go condom fishing. I fish it out, throw it in the trash and smile as I walk by the maid holding all the sheets from her room.
I said, "I'm just thankful they used a condom and didn't get sperm all over the sheets!". She screamed as white sheets went flying all over the hall.
I laughed and went back to work.
So, now I've been ice fishing AND condom fishing. Fishing is now officially off my bucket list.
What's the worse thing that you ever found, saw or heard while doing your job?
Rays of Light from Judy Susan Hendricks